I’m too interested about this video I’m not too interested about you. The Pimp Clown! Carry on. How are you doing there? What do I call you? Is it Mr Clown? Is it pimp? What do I call you? It’s Shark Hazard. Shark Hazard? As in Jaws? Yeah Ok. Ok, that’s fine. Bruno ate my last slipper, so I’ve only got one left. Oh, oh, let’s get a shot of that One slipper. See, rockstars ain’t all that cool kids. One slipper. Yep and um… Hey! What you mean by ‘not cool’? I am cool! I’m the coolest clown here! Anyway… It was good stuff. What was good stuff? Everything! The party… Uhh, would you care to tell us more about this party? Mr Mr Clown? Mr Pimp Clown? Uh No. Uh, Mr Pimp Clown I’m being asked by my colleagues to ask you: are you some form of… Can I ask you a few questions? Not really. Why is the public so judgemental? Why are you judgemental? Why do you always have to poke camera’s in people’s faces? Well, it is my job. Why so serious? I’m pretty sure that copyrighted but, well this is my show, I’m the presenter Dakita Mon Ratus, that’s why I point camera’s in people’s faces. I’m just trying to get the lowdown of last night’s events today. No, stop stop it! Ahh! We are seeing a sad individual who makes their home in a cupboard. Oooh in a cupboard, but first of all let me explain about why he’s living in a cupboard He is a failed rockstar. A failed rockstar. A failed rockstar. Okay kids have a look. *Knocks* Oh, oh hey! Uh oh. What are you doing in there man? Uh, well this is my crib! Crypt? I live in a crypt you know with dead people. No. Crib! That’s where I live! It’s really cool man. Check it out. Check. It. Out. well it looks like you’re drinking a lot. So I guess it’s gonna be really cool everything’s really cool when you’ve had a drink. Ain’t it folks? I drink beer every day! Oh dear. Well uh, I can tell! I can t-ell. Can’t get enough of the stuff! So um, what band are you from man? Ohh, I work on my own I work on my own stuff. Ohh, I’m not surprised, I’m your band ditched you and your a failed rockstar. No they couldn’t handle the ‘Mon Ratus’! So I had to go it alone but I’m rockin out you can check me out anywhere: Dakita Mon Ratus! Best in the world! I don’t know what you just said, but if it was about Dakita Mon Ratus, I’m pretty sure it was fucking awesome! Alright everyone I’m Dakita Mon Ratus, and this is my tour video blog, I’m on tour right now with um Pimp Clown! He’s a good guy here he is! Yeah Oh shit. Hey dude are you? Are you ok dude? Uh Aaarrrgghhhhh! That wasn’t funny he’s fucking weird man I know I said he was awesome but he is fucking weird He does that a lot I don’t know why it surprises me… Boo-whip! I don’t know what he’s doing… I think it might be some kind of mating dance in his weird tribal thing he was like born… “Because” “this is thriller! Thiller night” “and no one’s gonna know what demon lurks in” “Thriller!” We’re not really touring, we more just sort of play in a garage I always wanted to be a rockstar, but we just play in a fucking garage… You mean you play in a garage! He’s the only friend I’ve got and he’s not even my friend, he doesn’t talk to me he just sits there like that! I don’t know if he’s laughing or if he’s farting to be honest man, he’s doing something I just sit here, I drink my beer I’m gonna. I’m gonna end there because I’m really sad, but I’m gonna Dakita Mon Ratus: remember the name, I’m gonna be out there soaring the skies… And forget it as soon as you can! Look buddy, you’ve had your bucks, you’ve had your money, now quit it come on. No!